I can control the weather with my sunglasses. Put 'em on rain starts, take 'em off rain stops. I am not sure what to make of this new super power. Hmmm?
People dress funny in the fall. My fashion favorite today; sandals, long white sports socks, shorts, Nike hoodie under acid washed jean jacket and a toque to top it off. Classic Canadiana.
Do leaves reproduce asexually as soon as they fall from a tree and hit the ground?
What sort of a resume does a fella need to have in order to score a job as a crossing guard? Would I look sexy wearing an orange vest and carrying a tiny stop sign?
Why do nards pimp up 1993 Dodge Neons? Isn't that like putting a tuxedo on a piece of dog shit?
Where did summer go? Is it almost October already?
Why won't 'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas' get out of my head?
Damn, I am the first one at the school again. Why am I such a freak for time?
I wonder if I should stand here and Twit on my cell, or actually converse with the other parents?
Come on school bell, elementary schools give me the creeps.