I can control the weather with my sunglasses. Put 'em on rain starts, take 'em off rain stops. I am not sure what to make of this new super power. Hmmm?
People dress funny in the fall. My fashion favorite today; sandals, long white sports socks, shorts, Nike hoodie under acid washed jean jacket and a toque to top it off. Classic Canadiana.
Do leaves reproduce asexually as soon as they fall from a tree and hit the ground?
What sort of a resume does a fella need to have in order to score a job as a crossing guard? Would I look sexy wearing an orange vest and carrying a tiny stop sign?
Why do nards pimp up 1993 Dodge Neons? Isn't that like putting a tuxedo on a piece of dog shit?
Where did summer go? Is it almost October already?
Why won't 'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas' get out of my head?
Damn, I am the first one at the school again. Why am I such a freak for time?
I wonder if I should stand here and Twit on my cell, or actually converse with the other parents?
Come on school bell, elementary schools give me the creeps.
Brrrrinnngg!
Hmmm I'm sitting here thinking:
ReplyDeleteIs Joe that bored or did he inhale too much oregano while preparing dinner?
The vest wouldn't be a bad addition to our dress up doll...
Damn Christmas is just about three months away.. time to start toy shopping, thanks Joe!
I'm really glad it's Joe having to do the parent socialization and not me.
I wonder what they would think if he picked the kids up wrapped in bubble wrap, a hair net and a organge vest???
My favorite thought: Why do nards pimp up 1993 Dodge Neons? Isn't that like putting a tuxedo on a piece of dog shit?
ReplyDeleteI just had a similar thought this weekend. Very good Joe....
School bells give me diarrhea and goose pimples.
ReplyDeleteVal ~ Halloween is coming, dare I ask what you have in mind as a costume for me?
ReplyDeleteAmy ~ I used to be a Honda Civic owner, I almost got sucked into the whole pimp my ride thing. My ride had fuzzy dice and a hula girl. It was sweeeeet. But a supped up Dodge Neon is a crime against cool.
David ~ I don't much like any place that has an inordinately large populations of any demographic. There is an unholy amount of children and teacher types there. Creepy...
Joe Re-NAD: David ~ I don't much like any place that has an inordinately large populations of any demographic.
ReplyDeleteYou've uncovered the exact reason why schools creep me out! Plus they stink!
Ooh! I so agree with TheWritersDen. Elementary schools are to children what nursing homes are to old people. Same smell of stale urine and bad cafeteria food. Makes me want to run screaming!
ReplyDeleteHA! Jodi you have it all sorted out. It's the whole circle of life thing. We institutionalize the young and the old, basically to protect them from themselves, and as away to quarantine them from productive society.
ReplyDeleteWe institutionalize adults in cubicles and workplaces. That means everyone is in a looney bin one way or another. Jussayin.
ReplyDeleteThat's it, I am building us all a perfect little colony, peace, love, rock'n'roll, and words are the only prerequisites. Down with institutionalization, lets break from the herd! Who is with me?
ReplyDeleteHell yeah! Let's Jim Jones it!
ReplyDelete(Can I bring my Teddy bear Roger? He's hypo-allergenic)
Everything is permitted. The colony is based on the NAD model, so the only rule is that there are no rules.
ReplyDeleteIn addition to the "No Rules" rule, could we add a "No Clowns" rule? I haven't been the same since I stayed up late to watch "It" when I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely no clowns. They freak me out too. I am also a little freaked out by mascots and mall Santas.
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