The Prime Minister of Canada Steven Harper, plans to skip President Obama's speech to the United Nations to make a trip to a donut shop. I kid you not, read this: (link)
During the NHL playoffs, years ago, Jim Schoenfeld, then the coach of the New Jersey Devils, got into it with a referee, the referee Don Koharski, claimed Schoenfeld pushed him. Schoenfeld responded by famously saying: "Good, 'cause you fell, you fat pig! Have another donut! Have another donut!"
This whole thing reminds me of that event. Have another donut Harpo! Have another donut!