(hat tip to Shoebox Blog)
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Wait, how is that possible? Is there not a natural order to things? The stores are supposed to be filled with ghosts, goblins, cheap plastic costumes, mini-chocolate bars, and face paint. Has Halloween been canceled this year? Is the economy so bad that the commercialization of Christmas takes precedence over the commercialization of Halloween? What would baby Jesus think? Were Santa and his Elves informed? Is it bad karma to toilet paper, then egg a mall Santa? Humbug, humbug I say!