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The Slap Chop: can be used as a sex toy in addition to chopping nuts!
Order within the next 10 minutes and get absolutely FREE!! your own set of nuts to slap!! operators are standing by...
DON'T MAKE ME SLAP CHOP YOUR NUTS!!!
See this Slap Chop? I can even clean my nostrils with it! It sells itself!
Call now and we will throw in a Shamwow, you know, to clean up after we have slapped some nuts.
It's a ballsy job, but someone's gotta slap em
Technically it's a Pump and not a Slap. Jus sayin'...Pump Chop them Nuts!
I love the Slap Chop so much I had one surgically inserted in my pants and jaw!
“Do you know anyone who has Felty’s?”“Felt Deez Nuts!!!!”
I use the Slap Chop to maintain order in my household!!Thanks Slap Chop!!
it Slices, it Dices it even Circumcises!!
Valerie said... it Slices, it Dices it even Circumcises!!OW? LMAOASMP!
Girls, worried about that first date and roving nuts... now you can prtect yourself with the SLAP CHOP! Now a smaller size to fit in your purse!!
Chuck Norris on the Slap Chop: Nobody SLAP CHOPS these nuts!!
I've handled a lot of nuts in my days, but nothing makes it easier than the Slap Chop
Chuck Norris Slap Chops his OWN nuts just by looking at them.