Rant, rave, bitch, moan, agree, disagree, fix our grammar, etc...
Rove tells me that folks like kittens, Turd Blossom is a genius, I figured I should give em a try.
Oh this is too easy.... A pussy a day keeps the Democrats away!!
Hey, This ain't fried chicken! Boy Howdy!
Forgot my toothbrush on Air force One!
Oh my, a bush, a pussy...babies will be made.
ACKKK!! I hacked a hairball!!
This thing don't fit! Dad!!
Per @DarinRMcClure 9 out of 10 vampires prefer kittens?
Cats, the other white meat! YEEEeeee-HAAWWww! Don't misunderestimate ME boy!
Hmm. This Hot Dog tastes funny!
I read in Readers Digest that this is the best tongue cleaner!
Sigh: this is the only action I get lately...
hmmmm I didn't think it'd stick
Laura never was much of a cook. Dang I miss the White House chefs.
Nothin' like a Texas BBQ. WHoooo-eee! Pass the ketchup!
Well, this thing ain't as hairy as Laura, so it's all good.
I hope this isn't malignant!!
HAHA! Val, you rock.
If y'all don't let me be Prez again, I'll eat this Possum!!
Oh Val, you and I both know that Dubya could never be able to pronounce malignant.
Is it illegal to do this to underaged kittens??
This thing smells like a WMD! Better eat it.
Meow Mix!! Favorite food of Ex-Prez's everywhere!!
LET THEM EAT KITTENS!!!
Laura says I gotta brush up on my "Sexical Accouterments" so I bought this here Kitty to practice on!
I can eats kittez?
Bad Kitty! Y'pissed on me! Don't you know who I is? I was used to be the president!
Damn, too many beers, my tongue feels all fuzzy this morning!!
Eating Kangaroos is Mis-illegal in 59 states!
LOLCATZ!! CAN EATED CHEEZBURGERZ!! AND WE CAN EATED YOUZ!~ Love basement cat
HMmm. Do you use clumping kitty litter? Damn.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice glass of chianti!!