Rant, rave, bitch, moan, agree, disagree, fix our grammar, etc...
..and then Bill went Psssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and his HEAD deflated!
I am mmmmeeeelllltiiiinnnnng......
Shit! I just swallowed a filling!
Oh, don't worry! It's just the left side of my head losing air.
Every now and then the pole that is shoved up my ass really smarts.
They say if you want to understand a fish you have to become the fish..bloop, bloop, bloop
What'd you say about the blue dress and cigar, bitch??
I Slap-Chopped Bill's nuts and ate them with a nice Chiante and some Fava beans!!! SLllslllpupupup
Let go of my nuts!!!
SOmeone just slapped chopped my Vag!!!!
Botox gone bad....
I know we are on national TV, but you make me feel like such a lesbian and I have to kiss you!!
The Bullet.... sexual pleasure anytime, anywhere!!
My apologies: I accidentally ate some of Bill's Viagra an hour ago and and sneezed and now it's stuck in my sinuses.
Call me Monica again, bitch!! I dare you!!
Have you ever sucked face with a psycho former first lady??
Where's the bathroom, please?
Ha HA! Call me Monica again, Bitch!
Mother always said my face would stick like that... she was right
Bill likes it when I suck like this...
Sorry.. I just had my weekly shot of testosterone
Damn! I got a pube stuck in my teeth!
My pantyhose feel a bit tight, they're squishing my balls
OMG!! WRONG HOLE!! WRONG HOLE!!!
Shit! I forgot to take the Dildo out!
Who's hand is that?
I hope they don't notice that I just shit my pantyhose.