Rant, rave, bitch, moan, agree, disagree, fix our grammar, etc...
They say the skull is the biggest erogenous zone..
Times got tough for Princess Leia after the Rebellion failed. At perhaps her lowest point in life she had to resort to shining bald men's heads to make ends meet.
A little to the left..ahhhh! My G-spot!
Try as she might, but Carrie Fisher was never able to remove the birthmark from Gorbachev's head.
Can you do my ass next?
Oh Baby!!! I just LOVE when you rub my head!!!
...lets see what the 8 ball says this time.