Friday, January 15, 2010

It's Friday; Caption this!

103 comments:

  1. Nobody, nothing? Bring the dick jokes, we are all grownups here. Wait, are dick jokes juvenile, sophomoric? Should I stick to fart jokes...ha, wha, pbtt?

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  2. hahaha, what happens of Fire Island, stays one Fire Island.

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  3. Nothing better than a spicy bowl of cock. warms you up on these cold winter nights.

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  4. I love when cock goes in one end and out the other.

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  5. I just love warm cock going down my throat.

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  6. Natasha for the ballsy win(s).

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  7. The Official Soup of the 2010 Olympic Winter Games! Get up for it!

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  8. I'm like the soup. When I go, I go hard!

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  9. Just add warm, wet fluid for a hot delicious cock anytime!!!

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  10. For those cold and lonely night when only a hot cock will do

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  11. Naturally Reared!

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  12. COCK!!! It's what's for dinner

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  13. Nothing comforts better than a nice hot cock

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  14. There is a chain of restaurants in Quebec called Au Coq. Made me giggle every time I drove by one.

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  15. Easy to prepare; ready in thirty seconds!

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  16. I take my cock with me everywhere I go

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  17. That's the way to go, Val. Don't you love it when you have spicy cock in your mouth? I do.

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  18. Yeah, Natasha for the win!

    "I just love warm cock going down my throat."

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  19. deverse with 'Swell!' a close second.

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  20. It's nice and smooth, so you won't choke on the cock.

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  21. Nothing says home cooking like Cock in your bowl!

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  22. As a hetero male I don't know what cock tastes like. Does spice have to be added to make it palatable?

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  23. I like a little Parmesan Cheese on my Cock.

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  24. Swish around in your mouth to savor the spicy cock flavor.

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  25. I can swallow a whole cock in one sitting

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  26. Uh oh, David might have reached Natasha levels with that one. Well done sir.

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  27. Just! Oh! So! Creamy!

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  28. Val, good one. Cock really does go down well.

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  29. spcially formulated so you don't gag

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  30. 1. Now you can have as much cock as you want!

    2. Share some cock with a friend!

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  31. Wait, is that a comment from Matt I read? Holy shit Mad Matt lives.

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  32. The only cock you'll never spit out

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  33. Oceanchick99 said...

    2. Share some cock with a friend!

    LLLLMMMMAAAAOOOOO

    Put some Cock in your smile!

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  34. Nothing says 'I love you' like offering cock at the table!

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  35. Good one, Oceanchick and Val. Joseph, that was from my Matt.

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  36. Matt! You're alive! Have some Cock and warm up!

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  37. That cock better be warm when it comes!

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  38. Cock, spurting with goodness.

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  39. stop playing with your cock at the table!!!

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  40. I could go on all night about cock, I love it that much!!

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  41. I can't go a day without my spicy cock

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  42. Grace Cock Flavoured Soup. You'll be begging to have some of that cock in your mouth.

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  43. I am an expert on cock.. and this is the best cock I've ever had in my mouth, and never leaves a bad after tatse

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  44. How about this one? I can't believe I swallowed the whole thing.

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  45. Your kids will love it!

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  46. Oceanchick99 said...

    Your kids will love it!

    AWW! You went there!!

    Put Cock in your mouth! Fill your cheeks!

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  47. Would anyone like to share a cock with me? It's such a big package I don't think I can handle it alone.

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  48. Oh, it was Natasha's Matt. Not Mad Matt, who I haven't heard from in months. Thanks for playing Matt.

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  49. I've had so much cock tonight, I don't think I can take any more

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  50. The Writers Den and Oceanchick99: And don't forget to rinse and swallow.

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  51. SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR FUCKING COCK!!

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  52. Wait! This cock tastes like chicken! I want my money back.

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  53. Valerie said...

    SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR FUCKING COCK!!
    You guys are slaying me tonight!

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  54. Real cock! No artifical thickeners!

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  55. Mmmmm Mmmmmm Good.

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  56. Someone slapped me in the face with some cock.

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  57. Natasha said...

    Wait! This cock tastes like chicken! I want my money back.

    She's on a roll!

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  58. I can't keep up. 70+ comments. Who knew you all loved cock so much?

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  59. EVERYONE LOVES COCK!

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  60. I refuse to have artificial cock. I want the real thing!

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  61. From the first moment this cock was in my mouth, I knew I'd never buy another

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  62. I like my cock thick. The thicker the cock, the better.

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  63. Joe, you attracted a bunch of Cock-lovers! They all win a life-time supply!

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  64. OMG!! This is the best cock I have ever had!!

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  65. Nothing like a little Cock at the NAD.

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  66. Great for a late night snack!

    Comes in Family Size too!

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  67. This cock in my mouth is orgasmic

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  68. Cock and NADs on a single site. wtg dave. :D

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  69. I don't think I've ever eaten this much cock

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  70. Thank you sir, may I have some more?

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  71. We all love our mouths filled to the brim with cock.

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  72. Is that cock in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?

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  73. When I put the cock in my mouth, it spurted right out.

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  74. Oh Joe! Good lord!

    Is that cock in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?

    Cock Rocks! Buy some today!

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  75. Chunky Cock! The soup that eats like a meal!

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  76. Cock Rocks, David? Don't mix with Pepsi.

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  77. That's Pepsi and Milk, not Pepsi and Cock!

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  78. Grace, come for the cock, stay for the spicy aftertaste.

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  79. LMAO! Joe, you are challenging for the win bro!

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  80. No, David. If you mix pepsi and cock rocks, your stomach will explode, like Mikey from the Life Cereal commercials.

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  81. It's coming! The cock is coming! ... and now I'm done.

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  82. No, that was POP-ROCKS! it was an urban legend (I think...? Ulp!)

    Oh Hungry? Oh Cock!

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  83. this thread has kinda turned my stomach. cock and pepsi did it as did the chunky eats like a meal. ugh.

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  84. Sorry, Oceanchick. Unfortunately, my stomach is iffy as well.

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  85. I am going to have to write one humdinger of a post to rid the NAD of the stench of this one. I feel like I am reading the scratches on the toilet stall walls.

    Man oh man it was fun though.

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  86. All the Cock is finished! No more soup for you!

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  87. 'All the Cock is finished! No more soup for you!'

    Soup Nazi! I knew he would make an appearance sometime tonight.

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  88. "Oh, I'll never forget the first time I had cock! My grandpa gave it to me. It had been a sad and cold day. But that all went away with some warm and steamy cock! I just couldn't get enough of it then, and I sure can't get enough of it now!"

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