Rant, rave, bitch, moan, agree, disagree, fix our grammar, etc...
Watch this trick, I can flip my false teeth by squeezing my eyes shut, 3, 2, 1...flip!
I'm fine. It's just a nervous tick!
I think I took too much Viagra.
I'm not laughing! I just sat on a ballpoint pen!
It is impossible to sneeze without shutting your eyes and loosing your falsies. Physics is a bitch.
Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice!
That's the last time I put prune juice in my coffee!
Damn it, couldn't the exlax wait!
ohhhh Hate when this happen on first date. Change of clothes in car.