Nobody, nothing? Bring the dick jokes, we are all grownups here. Wait, are dick jokes juvenile, sophomoric? Should I stick to fart jokes...ha, wha, pbtt?
I am going to have to write one humdinger of a post to rid the NAD of the stench of this one. I feel like I am reading the scratches on the toilet stall walls.
"Oh, I'll never forget the first time I had cock! My grandpa gave it to me. It had been a sad and cold day. But that all went away with some warm and steamy cock! I just couldn't get enough of it then, and I sure can't get enough of it now!"
It's the Fire Island treat.
ReplyDeleteNobody, nothing? Bring the dick jokes, we are all grownups here. Wait, are dick jokes juvenile, sophomoric? Should I stick to fart jokes...ha, wha, pbtt?
ReplyDeletehahaha, what happens of Fire Island, stays one Fire Island.
ReplyDeleteSuddenly....I'm starving!
ReplyDeleteNothing better than a spicy bowl of cock. warms you up on these cold winter nights.
ReplyDeleteI love when cock goes in one end and out the other.
ReplyDeleteI just love warm cock going down my throat.
ReplyDeleteNatasha for the ballsy win(s).
ReplyDeleteThe Official Soup of the 2010 Olympic Winter Games! Get up for it!
ReplyDeleteI'm like the soup. When I go, I go hard!
ReplyDeleteJust add warm, wet fluid for a hot delicious cock anytime!!!
ReplyDeleteFor those cold and lonely night when only a hot cock will do
ReplyDeleteNaturally Reared!
ReplyDeleteMmmMm! And it's SPICY too!
ReplyDeleteCOCK!!! It's what's for dinner
ReplyDeleteNothing comforts better than a nice hot cock
ReplyDeleteThere is a chain of restaurants in Quebec called Au Coq. Made me giggle every time I drove by one.
ReplyDeleteEasy to prepare; ready in thirty seconds!
ReplyDeleteI take my cock with me everywhere I go
ReplyDeleteThat's the way to go, Val. Don't you love it when you have spicy cock in your mouth? I do.
ReplyDeleteSwell!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Natasha for the win!
ReplyDelete"I just love warm cock going down my throat."
Cock! Eat it with Crackers!
ReplyDeletedeverse with 'Swell!' a close second.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice and smooth, so you won't choke on the cock.
ReplyDeleteNothing says home cooking like Cock in your bowl!
ReplyDeleteNow available in 6 inch packages!
ReplyDeleteAs a hetero male I don't know what cock tastes like. Does spice have to be added to make it palatable?
ReplyDeleteI like a little Parmesan Cheese on my Cock.
ReplyDeleteSwish around in your mouth to savor the spicy cock flavor.
ReplyDeleteI can swallow a whole cock in one sitting
ReplyDeleteUh oh, David might have reached Natasha levels with that one. Well done sir.
ReplyDeleteJust! Oh! So! Creamy!
ReplyDeleteVal, good one. Cock really does go down well.
ReplyDeletespcially formulated so you don't gag
ReplyDelete1. Now you can have as much cock as you want!
ReplyDelete2. Share some cock with a friend!
Wait, is that a comment from Matt I read? Holy shit Mad Matt lives.
ReplyDeleteThe only cock you'll never spit out
ReplyDeleteOceanchick99 said...
ReplyDelete2. Share some cock with a friend!
LLLLMMMMAAAAOOOOO
Put some Cock in your smile!
Best enjoyed on your knees
ReplyDeleteNothing says 'I love you' like offering cock at the table!
ReplyDeleteGood one, Oceanchick and Val. Joseph, that was from my Matt.
ReplyDeleteMatt! You're alive! Have some Cock and warm up!
ReplyDeleteI like cock
ReplyDeleteThat cock better be warm when it comes!
ReplyDeletescrew the chicken, eat a cock
ReplyDeleteCock Soup: Mmm mmm good!
ReplyDeleteCock, spurting with goodness.
ReplyDeletestop playing with your cock at the table!!!
ReplyDeleteI could go on all night about cock, I love it that much!!
ReplyDeleteServes 4
ReplyDeleteI can't go a day without my spicy cock
ReplyDeleteGrace Cock Flavoured Soup. You'll be begging to have some of that cock in your mouth.
ReplyDeleteI am an expert on cock.. and this is the best cock I've ever had in my mouth, and never leaves a bad after tatse
ReplyDeleteHow about this one? I can't believe I swallowed the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteYour kids will love it!
ReplyDeleteOceanchick99 said...
ReplyDeleteYour kids will love it!
AWW! You went there!!
Put Cock in your mouth! Fill your cheeks!
Would anyone like to share a cock with me? It's such a big package I don't think I can handle it alone.
ReplyDeleteOh, it was Natasha's Matt. Not Mad Matt, who I haven't heard from in months. Thanks for playing Matt.
ReplyDeleteI've had so much cock tonight, I don't think I can take any more
ReplyDeleteEven grandma eats it!
ReplyDeleteThe Writers Den and Oceanchick99: And don't forget to rinse and swallow.
ReplyDeleteSHUT UP AND EAT YOUR FUCKING COCK!!
ReplyDeleteCock-O-licious!
ReplyDeleteWait! This cock tastes like chicken! I want my money back.
ReplyDeleteValerie said...
ReplyDeleteSHUT UP AND EAT YOUR FUCKING COCK!!
You guys are slaying me tonight!
Real cock! No artifical thickeners!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm Mmmmmm Good.
ReplyDeleteSomeone slapped me in the face with some cock.
ReplyDeleteNatasha said...
ReplyDeleteWait! This cock tastes like chicken! I want my money back.
She's on a roll!
I can't keep up. 70+ comments. Who knew you all loved cock so much?
ReplyDeleteHey!!! This cock is hard!!!
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE LOVES COCK!
ReplyDeleteI refuse to have artificial cock. I want the real thing!
ReplyDeleteFrom the first moment this cock was in my mouth, I knew I'd never buy another
ReplyDeleteI like my cock thick. The thicker the cock, the better.
ReplyDeleteJoe, you attracted a bunch of Cock-lovers! They all win a life-time supply!
ReplyDeleteOMG!! This is the best cock I have ever had!!
ReplyDeleteNothing like a little Cock at the NAD.
ReplyDeleteGreat for a late night snack!
ReplyDeleteComes in Family Size too!
This cock in my mouth is orgasmic
ReplyDeleteCock and NADs on a single site. wtg dave. :D
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever eaten this much cock
ReplyDeleteThank you sir, may I have some more?
ReplyDeleteWe all love our mouths filled to the brim with cock.
ReplyDeleteNo desert until you eat your Cock!
ReplyDeleteIs that cock in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?
ReplyDeleteWhen I put the cock in my mouth, it spurted right out.
ReplyDeleteOh Joe! Good lord!
ReplyDeleteIs that cock in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?
Cock Rocks! Buy some today!
Chunky Cock! The soup that eats like a meal!
ReplyDeleteCock Rocks, David? Don't mix with Pepsi.
ReplyDeleteThat's Pepsi and Milk, not Pepsi and Cock!
ReplyDeleteGrace, come for the cock, stay for the spicy aftertaste.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Joe, you are challenging for the win bro!
ReplyDeleteNo, David. If you mix pepsi and cock rocks, your stomach will explode, like Mikey from the Life Cereal commercials.
ReplyDeleteIt's coming! The cock is coming! ... and now I'm done.
ReplyDeleteNo, that was POP-ROCKS! it was an urban legend (I think...? Ulp!)
ReplyDeleteOh Hungry? Oh Cock!
this thread has kinda turned my stomach. cock and pepsi did it as did the chunky eats like a meal. ugh.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Oceanchick. Unfortunately, my stomach is iffy as well.
ReplyDeleteI am going to have to write one humdinger of a post to rid the NAD of the stench of this one. I feel like I am reading the scratches on the toilet stall walls.
ReplyDeleteMan oh man it was fun though.
All the Cock is finished! No more soup for you!
ReplyDelete'All the Cock is finished! No more soup for you!'
ReplyDeleteSoup Nazi! I knew he would make an appearance sometime tonight.
"Oh, I'll never forget the first time I had cock! My grandpa gave it to me. It had been a sad and cold day. But that all went away with some warm and steamy cock! I just couldn't get enough of it then, and I sure can't get enough of it now!"
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