I have been captured by pirates and am currently hiding in the cargo hold of some awful ship...i believe heading south towards the Carribean. Keep an eye out for me if anyone is in the area. I first and foremost after my escape will return to my post as a NAD site contributor and field reporter--likely with the unbelievable tale of my capture and balls-out, darring escape from the clutches of sailing skellums and criminals. Merry Christmas to all!!! I do miss you folks...don't worry--I am safe for the moment...
Yes that's Nancy Reagan suckas!
ReplyDeleteNancy whispering: " Is this doll anatomically correct?"
ReplyDeleteMr. T: Are those doobies on the tree?
ReplyDeleteNancy: Just say, no, big fella.
Nancy: "Funny, you smell exactly the same as Ronnie." Sniffffff.
ReplyDelete"I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
ReplyDelete"i pity the fool who makes my naughty list" - Santa T.
ReplyDeleteI'm Speechless!! LMAO
ReplyDelete"Hey boy, you lookin mighty cute in dem jeans!"
ReplyDeleteHA, Eddie Murphy for the win!
ReplyDeleteI have been captured by pirates and am currently hiding in the cargo hold of some awful ship...i believe heading south towards the Carribean. Keep an eye out for me if anyone is in the area. I first and foremost after my escape will return to my post as a NAD site contributor and field reporter--likely with the unbelievable tale of my capture and balls-out, darring escape from the clutches of sailing skellums and criminals. Merry Christmas to all!!! I do miss you folks...don't worry--I am safe for the moment...
ReplyDeleteNancy whispers, "Is it true what they say about black guys?"
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